if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic
crying is manly as shit
crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.
told u
When you want to be friends with someone but you’re too shy to ask for their Skype
When you have people on skype but are to shy to talk to them
If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this
Read right to left.
Comic by Cockpit. Translated by Sailor Scribbles.
the age to stop trick-or-treating
- there is no age to stop trick-or-treating
- never stop because of your age
- you go
- you have fun
- you dress up
- you get that candy

I’m trying to do a The Spine through the decades thing for my own reference… so I can get a better idea of how he’s changed over time and when. So here’s the fiiirst. He only had weapons for hands during the actual war, so here’s before and after instead. I figured since he was designed to impress a lady, he should be a pretty attractive piece of machinery, imbued with that Victorian vibe and design quality of excessive decoration. Of course, all that gets stripped away later, but for now, I felt like going all out. I know Bunny didn’t draw him this way. Also, I did look at Bunny’s picture a lot for the base design so hopefully it looks familiar to you. (Reminder that The Spine started out with blue eyes.)
my mouth is just a big hole
The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.